i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
ok internet, here’s an interruption in your daily rugged white dude dashboard.
this is cykeem white:
cykeem is an up and coming male model who (i believe) just participated in his first fashion week. he is insanely beautiful.
i highly recommend you all join me in keeping a close eye in his career trajectory, because he’s an extremely talented model, and he is, imo, shockingly beautiful. everyone likes shockingly beautiful men, right? right.
Have you ever looked at someone’s tumblr and realized that you guys could be bestfriends? I have like 5 tumblr bestfriends and they have no idea
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
Just give us Derek. You don’t want him anyway. Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humour, poor conversationalist.
[between s2 and s3] derek & stiles’s summer adventure: food trucks
”Dear Lord, for what I’m about to recieve, may I not be poisoned for the fourth time in four weeks. Amen.”
Stiles and Derek instagram their various food truck adventures during the summer, including the memorable japadog incident resulting in Stiles throwing up behind the truck while Derek’s werewolf genes fight off food poisoning. Their instagram account is surprisingly popular.
“Stiles, don’t you dare put that picture on the line.”
“It’s ‘online’, Derek.”
ON THE LINE……
The Hales + Stiles’ Face
Disclaimer: The characters nor the music is mine This music is by an amazing musician so go ahead & subscribe here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyiRis_-ds…
I NEED this fanfic
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS